Dear Husband,
If you ever manage to get out of Halifax, you'd better come bearing gifts. You're extremely exhausted wife and two needy children will only open the door if we see your arms piled high with excessive bribery. Since you have two extra days to sleep and shop, the two things I covet most these days, you will have to do night duty and change all the poopiest diapers for at least hmmmm let me see, three or four days. I also am going to need for you to cook (or order) a really nice meal so I don't have to feed you. That's all for now, but I'm sure I will come up with some other demands. You can only imagine the kinds of torture I will conceive of (and that's the only conceiving I'll be doing!!) at 4:30AM when both kids are crying and won't go back to sleep.
Bye for now,
Your loving wife
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Dear Wife,
I am so very sorry that my last minute trip to Greenwood, NS turned out to be much longer than anticipated. I have already started gathering gifts and bribery but I know that nothing can make all the sleepless nights and hard days go away. I just hope that you will find in your heart to forgive me (but you don’t have to forgive the forces) for all this time spent away. I am looking forward to see you Quinten et Alia, but dreading next Sunday when I am going to have to leave for Greenwood for yet another week.
Your loving husband stuck in a blizzard in Halifax.
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